invisicock

The manhood of a very masculine woman. A contraction of "invisible cock", referring to a non-existent but very plausible possession of a dick on the part of a female, especially one seen as "one of the guys."

Zach: "Sally's such a man. She knows more about sports than I do."

Eric: "Yeah, she has an invisicock. You never see it coming."

by leggie_blonde August 15, 2009

invisiditch

when someone on aim says they are leaving but they just go in invisible mode to avoid some one

Salmonerd: r u coming to my cowboy birth day party?

fakeperson0:oh srri i g2g.

fakeperson0 signed off

salmonerd: he invisiditched me

by Codedemon23 October 16, 2008