One who believes in the inevitable. A really safe “religion” because, by definition, it will come to pass.
Sceptic: “I don’t think the sun will rise tomorrow.”
Me: “Of course it will!”
Sceptic:”Why are you always so confident? Your faith is astounding!”
Me: “I’m an Inevitablist.”
Me: “Of course it will!”
Sceptic:”Why are you always so confident? Your faith is astounding!”
Me: “I’m an Inevitablist.”
by Noel O’Gism February 17, 2021
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A religion of acceptance.
Retrospectively proven.
Prospectively...it’s just a matter of time!
A religion of acceptance.
Retrospectively proven.
Prospectively...it’s just a matter of time!
Friend: “Noel, you seem so calm of late.”
Me: “I am calm. I’ve embraced Inevitablism, the religion of acceptance.”
Me: “I am calm. I’ve embraced Inevitablism, the religion of acceptance.”
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An all-girls school in Kent that forces its students to wear knee length skirts that resemble that of a nun. It is full of either slags who lost their virginity at 13, druggies who deal on site, or members of the LGBTQ+ community.
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To see evidence of the Inevitable Internet Entropy theory one need look no further than once-lauded sites as The Huffington Post, Slate, and Time.
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Get the Invictus Maneo mug.Jazz: The king of that site called Neopets because he was so kingish like that. He had all the avatars and became so popular on a stupid site until he cheated and was frozen.
Then he disappeared.
But people STILL talk about him. So the invincible Jazz was invincible after all, and he was slayed by that thing we know as TNT.
Then he disappeared.
But people STILL talk about him. So the invincible Jazz was invincible after all, and he was slayed by that thing we know as TNT.
Board title: Who remembers jazz_invincible?
Board message: He was frozen! Wth! He was like, the KING of this craphole. What happened?!?!?!
Board message: He was frozen! Wth! He was like, the KING of this craphole. What happened?!?!?!
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