Introdouche

When someone introduces you to a potential love interest and cock blocks you at the same time.

Bob to Mary - "Hey have you met my friend Tom, you just moved into a new place right? Maybe you can help him out he is still living with his mom."

Tom - "Yo man you so just Introdouched me!"

by everlastingben June 14, 2010

Introdouche

aka Douchebag 101 - an introductory course for beginners whereby a licensed douchebag trains a beginner douchebag the principals of being a total douchebag.

Johnny has absolutely no tact, continuing with these obnoxious comments he keeps making. He must be "ace-ing" Introdouche.

by Dr. Fix it April 17, 2012

Introdouche

v. To introduce someone to a douche bag.

Jon: My friend Frank is coming to town, I have to warn you though, he kinda sucks... bad...
Jord: So we have to hang out? We haaaaave to?
Jon: Just wait till I introdouche you, you'll know what I mean!

by jordotech November 1, 2008

Introduced her to my toilet

An expression for when someone stays at your place over night after hooking up.

I met this this girl on tinder and introduced her to my toilet.
I introduced her to my toilet.

by colloquial June 20, 2023

introducted

An abduction in order to meet someone.

At university I had was introducted to a runaway who'd stolen my watch now working for us.

by Skews Me June 23, 2023