interneteer

One who is good at the internet. For example, you can find quality links, something funny, good songs.

To be a great interneteer you have to be able to provide something (site, vid, etc.) without much conscious thought.

It's not uncommon for an interneteer to earn many Internets on a daily basis.

You: I'm bummed out. Got something funny?

Me: Check this out link here.

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

I'm the interneteer there.

by Dr. John Eckyll July 15, 2009

internetlessness

a state of being without internet access

i'm living in a state of internetlessness until comcast activates my account

by Lauren O. September 30, 2005

internetpenis

the size of your penis when described on the internetz.

my internetpenis is gigantic, much bigger than IRL.

by glennar August 11, 2009

internettiquette

The code of behaviour for appropriate and polite social behaviour on the internet.

You haven't RSPV'd to the Facebook group, thats poor internettiquette!

by Zephyris February 14, 2010

internettent

adj.; intermittent internet connection that evokes varying degrees of impatience, frustration and rage. ISP-provided causes: severe thunderstorms, poor cabling, congestion of bandwidth.

my report is delayed due to internettent weather

by borles-q October 12, 2017

interneutered

To lose your connection to the internet due to circumstances beyond your control.

They dug a hole in the wrong place, broke some fibre, and left me interneutered for a week.

by lemonboli October 30, 2008

Interneter

A person who spends a majority of their life on the Internet just "wandering" and "surfing" and are often pale because they rarely, if ever, go outside

"Hey have you seen Erika in awhile?"
"No, she turned into an interneter

by MinecraftAddict_ July 27, 2016