Instapretty

A person who is attractive in their social media pics but in the flesh doesn't live up to the hype.

- Did you see Fred's new girls profile pic? She is piff

- Nah mate, saw her in town the other day and she ain't anything special. She instapretty

by IceyT August 19, 2016

Instastalk

verb:
To stalk someone on Instagram.

This is a development from the traditional Facebook stalk, as there are many more users that will allow their Instagram account to be public, and therefore open to Instastalkers (noun).

I know she goes to the gym, because I instastalked her.

I've made my Instagram account public, so everyone can instastalk me.

by Buggiful January 30, 2014

Instastalking

The act of looking through someone's Instagram without liking photos and videos. This can also be done by looking at photos the user was tagged or by clicking on people who were tagged in the user's photos.

james has been Instastalking Aly and he is currently 106 weeks into her Instagram.

by workoutsbymanny June 12, 2015

instavestigate

the act of extensive research of a person and their life through the social media platform Instagram.

e.g. her new boyfriend seems really shady so I’ll have to instavestigate him.

by honi.jones December 6, 2017

instaghosted

when a Tinder match instantly deletes you

Diane was pissed after hunky Charley matched with her on Tinder only to find he was gone. “that cunt instaghosted me!” she yelled to her roommate

by Uncle Joosie May 16, 2020

instagoth

Someone who thinks their gothic because they wear black lipstic and wear hottopic clothes.

Sk8ErChk: LyKe OmG! HoTtOpIc HaD tHe CuTeSt PaIr Of BoNdAgE pAnTs EvEr! *FaInT*

by Satan October 31, 2003

Instapastor

Instapastor

He has no congregation, he acts like a pastor on Instagram, he an Instapastor

by Pastor John marco May 11, 2020