instacon

Profile picture for Instagram.

Person A : "Hey, your instacon is da bomb.
Person B : "Thanks man, yours too"

by killjoymsfts October 21, 2015

instacomfy

When you lay down and you're instantly comfy

When I laid down on my new mattress I was instacomfy

by Tamsta October 11, 2017

instacoder

A person who creates the perception that they can program, by posting pictures of themselves with computers on Instagram.

These are usually attractive people gathering a following with the intention of advertising to them.

These pictures may also be of:
* an incomprehensible block of code in the text editor Sublime.

* A stack of programming books that teach unrelated languages; C++ & CSS, HTML & Objective-C
* Paper notebook with a block of syntax written on it
* multiple computers with the subjects hand on either of the keyboards
* Yoga poses with a laptop open in front of the user

* A glass of wine held out in front of a computer

You should open source less, instacoders don't do it so it must not be cool.

by The Avocoder July 10, 2018

Instadope

Cool things, places, people, or acts on Instagram.

Yo these new shoes are Instadope!

by reggiethenotary May 19, 2018