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Jerkin' Off In The Garbage

V. (Jakin' Aff In Da Gabage)Always spoken in an imitation "Jersey Accent." Refers to one who is neglecting there responsibilities to a group of people, leaving the others to assume they were abandoned for some unknown, obscure reason.
Dean: Hey guys where is James, did he bail on us?

Nick: That bastard, he's probably sittin' over in the corner there, jerkin' off in the garbage.

Fork in the garbage disposal 

A sex position where the guy sticks his "fork" in the ladies "garbage disposal" and gyrates whilst making the most confusing and profound noises available.
Man A "Man, Mary and me totally tried sticking my fork in the garbage disposal"
Man B "Oh yeah? howd that go?"
Man A "Oh i took her trash OUT my friend"
Man B"Disturbing. Very disturbing"

dogs got in the garbage

Analingus was performed.
The wife was in a good mood this morning — the dogs got in the garbage last night.