if there's blood, play in the mud

when a woman won't let you have sex with her because she is on her period or when you don't want period blood all over your penis, you have anal sex instead.

Guy: "let me smash that vag"
Girl: "I would let you, but i'm on my period"
Guy: "if there's blood, play in the mud !!!!!"

by AudiUrS4 June 9, 2009

stick in the mud

Someone who prefers to allow things of seeming enjoyment pass them by

Someone who prefers to "stick" (stay, remain) in the "mud" (a metaphor for despression and unhappiness)

derived from "to stick in the mud" ..

The time has come to thicken the blood //
and make no mistake i'm a stick in the mud //

by adhesives April 27, 2003

Dick in the Mud

When someone is not only a stick in the mud, but they don't want you to have any fun either. When someone is not happy for you to have fun unless there is something in it for them.

"Hey, since we're not doing anything, I'm going to Vegas for a girls weekend!"
"Fine, I'll just stay here all alone and lonely."
"Don't be such a Dick in the mud."

by Bosslady23 July 31, 2014

spinning tires in the mud

It is when you are on an important business call and trying very hard to accomplish something but you are getting nowhere.

No buddy, It is like “spinning tires in the mud”.

We are getting nowhere.

by Donald Trump 72 March 17, 2022

Shit in the mud

A boring person who tends to not want to do anything

Edison is such a shit in the mud

by K.L.A October 30, 2020

stick in the mud

In other words "a killjoy".

Be sure to join in enthusiastically with a sanguine's activities and ideas and above all, don’t be a stick in the mud!

by kaye321 November 22, 2016

play in the mud

fucking a chick in the ass

if there's no grass flip her over and play in the mud.

by Jbob April 27, 2003