on my life

A phrase that emphasizes that one is speaking very truthfully or stating a fact in which he truly believes. Literally means that the person would bet his life on the validity of the statement.

"Gotta keep ya cash coming and that's on my life." -Ja Rule, "Wonderful"

"Suge Knight's a bitch, and that's on my life." -Snoop Dogg, "Pimp Slap'd"

"I pissed on your 12-year-old daughter last night, and that's on my life." -R. Kelly, "Your Daughter Drank My Piss"

by Nick D September 28, 2005

Not my life

Something you say to someone when they tell you something that doesn't happen to you or didn't happen to you

Friend: "I just lost my blackberry!"
You: "Not my life"

by stamfordallday July 05, 2010

MY LIFE

That is the question you will ask everyday but get no answer till your days are done.

Why am I here? Don't ask just live My Life

by Nea151rum February 03, 2010

My life

A scary movie

My Life is scary because you never know what is coming and it’s going to be a mystery

by England October 26, 2018

My life

A thing that has no meaning and is worthless.

My life sucks.

by Disappointed person July 27, 2017

My life

A joke

My life should have been ended as a fetus

by Yeeter the 3rd November 10, 2019

my life

My life. a better/cleaner version of our favorite fuck my life or fml...

Lorenzo just told me, he hates me... my life!

by BOB1313 July 20, 2009