Wet candle in a dark cave

Term that explains someone who is so lost that they are beyond return or are very very stupid.

“Man that bitch Sabrina is one wet candle in a dark cave”

by Big Sawse October 22, 2020

Wet jacket in a condom cave

The act of a man performing oral sex on a woman and finding a condom inside of her from the last man she had intercourse with and sucking it out in his mouth.

"I didn't even know she was with another man, until I found a wet jacket in a condom cave!"

by Miss Kitty 13 March 18, 2023

"there's a bat in da cave"

It is what you tell someone near a group of people that a booger in their nose is visible without letting anyone else know.

When we were talking in line, I noticed that Louis had a big ass booger in his nose, so I said to him as I slightly pointed at my nose, "There's a bat in da cave". Then he secretly picked his nose with a napkin.

by Tugboats June 11, 2006

Throw a rock in your cave

When you obtain a home equity loan to raise enough down payment to have the vehicle loan approved by a bank. It comes from the cave man days of having rocks in his cave which decreased his square living space.

The finance manager at the automobile dealership told Billy Jack to go "throw a rock in your cave" when Billy Jack could not raise enough down payment for approval of a loan on his Corvette.

by 00NKB July 16, 2024