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razor in the shower 

A clear indicator that someone is shaving their pubes in the shower
You see a razor in the shower you can assume someone likes to clean up down low.
razor in the shower by Mrjmar11 October 27, 2016

Your mom eats rye bread in the shower

Your mom eating rye bread in the shower is when your mom eats rye bread while taking a shower.

dancing in the shower 

when you have music on, you're in the shower, and you dance. also a great way to break your back!
"did you hear?"

"hear what"

"brandon broke his back!"

"how????"

"he was dancing in the shower"

"ah"

Spending Time In the Shower 

Even though he's seventeen, he's not spending time in the shower.

Singing in the shower 

When your in the shower and you think your singing good but you actually sound like a dying whale.
"I was singing in the shower this morning!"
"Do you guys ever sing in the shower?"

eat pizza in the shower

According to Jamie Foxx, if you eat pizza in the shower and don't feel anything, you are not gay.
Jamie Foxx: "I'm not gay...A lot of people say that I'm gay and that doesn't bother me, because I could eat a pizza in a male shower and not feel anything because I'm secure with myself."

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Person: "No, he's so not gay. He can eat pizza in the shower and not feel anything."