The Impatient Gourmet is a sexual position in which one woman stands on her head naked with her legs spread, while the other woman goes and orders a pizza.
"My gustatory cravings were overpowering my sexual desires, so I had to give her the Impatient Gourmet."
by Alexis September 30, 2004
Get the Impatient Gourmetmug. When you simply have to do SOMETHING while waiting for a download, can't sit there and just stare at the screen...
I also suffer from download impatience - Like play Solitaire or Text Twist or SOMETHING, rather than wait for the download to finish.
by JohannV June 22, 2010
Get the download impatiencemug. I calmly get frustrated waiting on waiting. I'm a patient person but impatiently patient about waiting
by wessidec April 8, 2011
Get the Impatient Patientmug. Impatience disease is when you are signing up for something and you don't wait long enough for your sign up to be completely verified
by djzdc October 10, 2011
Get the Impatience Diseasemug. Someone who doesn’t want to listen and wants to skip to the point. Typically a Dutch man who has little tolerance for people who do things or speak in a slower and focused manner.
Person 1:
‘Which way do you drive to Anouk’s?’
Person 2
‘Well, there are three different routes depending on what day of the week or time, due to traffic, but the easiest route at the moment is to take the road via Rick’s....
Person 2 Interrupted by Person 1
Person 1
‘No, no, no, no, no, surely not, Rick lives the opposite direction from Anouk's. You should drive via Fleur's place, that’s the best route.
Person 2
‘Can’t you just a listen to me? I’m trying to explain the reason why I drive via Rick’s. Stop being an ‘Impatient Daan’.
Person 1
Let me finish! Please stop being an Impatient Daan.
‘Which way do you drive to Anouk’s?’
Person 2
‘Well, there are three different routes depending on what day of the week or time, due to traffic, but the easiest route at the moment is to take the road via Rick’s....
Person 2 Interrupted by Person 1
Person 1
‘No, no, no, no, no, surely not, Rick lives the opposite direction from Anouk's. You should drive via Fleur's place, that’s the best route.
Person 2
‘Can’t you just a listen to me? I’m trying to explain the reason why I drive via Rick’s. Stop being an ‘Impatient Daan’.
Person 1
Let me finish! Please stop being an Impatient Daan.
by Toffee&Pecan January 1, 2019
Get the Impatient Daanmug. Something a woman should never have to experience if she is emotionally ready and willing to give her heart The person taking her for granted should have a threat present so that they know what they are truly capable of losing by taking for granted. Only a true bastard would do this to a sweet woman.
Lauren: "Why won't he just ask me? He knows I'll say yes. He knows there's no financial issues. What is wrong? Is it me?"
Lynn: "You're the best. Don't let your engagement impatience freak you out. He may not be the one after all. Perhaps Jim may have meant someone else when he gave you the advice with his runes."
Lynn: "You're the best. Don't let your engagement impatience freak you out. He may not be the one after all. Perhaps Jim may have meant someone else when he gave you the advice with his runes."
by von groovy July 4, 2024
Get the Engagement impatiencemug. by Willy wanker the third February 13, 2021
Get the Impatiencemug.