1. The process by which a person spends 9 minutes actively pushing out what is believed to be a one foot long, one pound fecal product the provides the sensation of shitting only to reveal that nothing was actually produced. The experience includes a psychological equivalent of defecation such as the sensation of an object slowly leaving the anal sphincter muscle without the messy afterbirth.
2. Leaving no evidence that a prior shit had occurred.
2. Leaving no evidence that a prior shit had occurred.
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POLICE SEEK OUT AN IMMACULATE BUTTPIRATE FOR QUESTIONING!
In today's story a man claims being raped by a person of the same gender. There is no evidence of the person who is responsible. Police are trying to figure out who the perpetrator is. There is no evidence in the scene of the crime.
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POLICE SEEK OUT AN IMMACULATE BUTTPIRATE FOR QUESTIONING!
In today's story a man claims being raped by a person of the same gender. There is no evidence of the person who is responsible. Police are trying to figure out who the perpetrator is. There is no evidence in the scene of the crime.
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I stood outside and it was gently raining, yet there was blue sky above me. I was told it is called "immaculate rain". Immaculate rain and snow are signs of Spring in the high-desert.
(See also "Immaculate Snow")
Scientific info available at NASA website, astrobiology.
I stood outside and it was gently raining, yet there was blue sky above me. I was told it is called "immaculate rain". Immaculate rain and snow are signs of Spring in the high-desert.
(See also "Immaculate Snow")
Scientific info available at NASA website, astrobiology.
"Immaculate Rain"; precipitation occurring with no visible clouds directly above is a sign of Spring in the high-desert.
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