If Not Now, When?

A fantastic album created in 2011 by an alternative rock band called Incubus. Ever changing, these musicians have changed my whole existence vastly.

Switchblade, In the Company of Wolves, Thieves

"Incubus lost there metal edge dude!!" "Your a fool, listen to If Not Now, When? and tell me that aint ghood you clown.

by TheSaga January 2, 2012

please delete if not allowed

The phrase that clueless people put at the top of their group posts on facebook to indicate that they're too special to be bothered with reading the group rules, and so self important that they need to tell the admins how to do their job. Usually the post is spam advertising their youtube channel or marketplace item.

I see this a lot in groups and threads. The person will preface by saying “please delete if not allowed” followed by doing or posting something that is obviously not allowed. The rules are right there for everyone to read and why bother posting it if you know that it isn’t allowed?

by AnonymousBoschToo April 23, 2023

if no fit, put spit

the contemporary pidgin-hawaiian mantra of applying spit to a male's genitalia when it will not fit in a female's genitalia.

"Son...i would like to have a little talk with you about sex.

if no fit, put spit."

by Dr. Ren_Ayanami, Ph.D January 27, 2005

IF NIP

Italian Food for Non-Italian People. This definition applies to the food available at restaurants (usually chains) that advertise themselves as Italian, however, is really "italian food-lite"; e.g. Bertucci's, The Olive Garden, Maggiano's. Anyone who's actually from Italy or of Italian hertiage recognizes the difference between the fare of these restaurants and the "real" versions.

This pizza I ate at Bertucci's is such IF NIP; the sauce tastes suspiciously like ketchup.

by dayspteh August 31, 2008

delete if not allowed

The phrase that clueless people put at the top of their group posts on facebook to indicate that they're too special to be bothered with reading the group rules, and so self important that they need to tell the admins how to do their job. Usually the post is spam advertising their youtube channel or marketplace item.

I see this a lot in groups and threads. The person will preface by saying “please delete if not allowed” followed by doing or posting something that is obviously not allowed. The rules are right there for everyone to read and why bother posting it if you know that it isn’t allowed?

by AnonymousBoschToo April 23, 2023

if not, then flip her over and play in the mud.

a female is to young to have pubic hair so you should do her in the ass.

If somebody says "if there is grass on the field play ball" but there is no grass on the field a response is "if not, then flip her over and play in the mud."

by R-DoggCA August 31, 2008

what is drip if not sauce persevering

what?? the?? fuck???

idk what the actual fuck "what is drip if not sauce persevering" means

by lilixx March 16, 2021