idouche

A person who fanatically buys every single Apple device that comes out often on the first day, irrespective of actually using it, and constantly shows it off and brags about it with other fellow idouches, friends, colleagues and often total strangers

Dude, Kevin is such a fucking idouche. He wasted my half an hour showing off his fucking iPad -- like I give a shit. He can't stop talking about it.

I am surrounded by idouches at work. I am afraid I am going to turn into one

by Citizen101 June 9, 2010

iTouch

The nickname for my penis.

Jim: What did you do Saturday night?
Bob: I didnt have a date, so I just interfaced with the iTouch.

by Spenc3rr November 26, 2007

itouchified

Something that has been itouchified is something from the real world that has been remodeled to work on an itouch. apps, the internet, maps, etc. have all been itouchified.

Bounce On is a game on the itouch that is similiar to Mario Brothers, except instead of Mario and his friend, there is a bouncy ball and the game has been itouchified.

by loudnoise April 27, 2009

idouche

A person that owns an i-anything that acts like they have a soundtrack to there life they tend to tune everything out or brag what new app they just got.

Ted: " I wish that guy would stop playing iron man on his iphone speaker "

Mike: " Yeah who is this guy anyways "?

Ted: " I dont know but he sure is a idouche "

by Rockallotofpus September 19, 2010

iTouch

Simpler way of saying iPod Touch. Frequently a disregarded word by douchebags who will constantly badger you for saying iTouch and not iPod Touch. Basically, macfags who will always blindly suck the iCock, and apple employees are the only people who think this matters.

Next time some douchebag gives you shit for saying iTouch, shorten them down to simply "d-bag" just to stay consistent.

by zxczxc July 15, 2010

iDouche

An iDouche is a pussy whipped guy that says stupid lovey dovey bullshit, especially on social networks, and generally acts like a douche.

Good morning beautiful. I love you and I can't stop thinking of you. I can't eat and can't sleep and just can't wait to see your beautiful smile again. I just bought a customer license plate with my name on it.

That's a fucking idouche.

by iDouche Destroyer March 5, 2010

iToucher

a person who feels the need to tap the screen of your touchscreen device while passing by.

1-hey, that guy just touched my iPhone!

2-i know, i hate those iTouchers....

by mtndew103 April 21, 2009