when you need to shit so bad that you need to clamp your ass cheeks together so you dont shit your pants
also accompanied by a V-shaped walk
also accompanied by a V-shaped walk
When the "i need to walk slowly" shit occurs:
After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.
After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.
by Neon Ninja Kills You November 2, 2009
Get the the "i need to walk slowly" shitmug. Someone asking how fast they have to walk for people to not realize they have dupe shoes. Respond with a joke. I.e. "bro can meditate" or "bro gotta start running💀"
Person 1: bro how fast do I have to walk?
Person 2: you can fucking meditate dude.
Person 1: bro how fast do I gotta walk?
Person 2: Nah you have to teleport or some shit.
Person 2: you can fucking meditate dude.
Person 1: bro how fast do I gotta walk?
Person 2: Nah you have to teleport or some shit.
by Homosheshuals January 14, 2023
Get the how fast do I have to walkmug. A phrase which is used to emphasise how much the speaker wishes not to do or take part in some activity, used as a response to a suggestion or request.
Comedic value is gained from the over emphasis of how much the person would not like to do said activity.
May have origins in a quote from the popular computer game "The Curse of Monkey Island" released on Windows 9x
Murray: You may call me ‘Murray’! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell – carrying your head on a pike!
Comedic value is gained from the over emphasis of how much the person would not like to do said activity.
May have origins in a quote from the popular computer game "The Curse of Monkey Island" released on Windows 9x
Murray: You may call me ‘Murray’! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell – carrying your head on a pike!
by Elthrin November 8, 2013
Get the I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell thanmug. by Bdog559 January 31, 2020
Get the I walk backwards so it’s always a partymug. 
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>The Riddle: I Am In A Location, In Which, I Walk ANd individuals Can Not Breathe...What Am I To Them. Angel Jose Robles' Interpretation: "'An Occult Detective.'"<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by toecheese14 December 7, 2021
Get the I walk to burger kingmug.