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I like turtles 

An extremely sophisticated way to apply utter annoyment to a subject without being considered idiotic.
Mom: are you liking the school year so far, sweetie?
You: I like turtles.
Mom: ...
I like turtles by Zzzzkkmnnn November 16, 2017

'I like turtles' bomb 

dropping 'i like turtles' at random or inappropriate moments in a conversation. This phrase was made famous by that stupid kid on the internet when asked a question which did not merit an 'i like turles' response. It can be funny if used sparingly... very sparingly.
person1: that test was nothing what i expected, i hope i passed.

person2: yeah, that test was tough.

person1: it's like, could she have made that test any harder?

person3: I like turtles.

person1: you're retarded.

person2: i thought it was kind of funny. it helps that he does it sparingly! Nice 'I like turtles' bomb, person3.

iLikeTurtles 

The username of a fat retard who sucks at video games screaming about obese 10 year olds all the time
Person 1: iLikeTurtles calm down!
iLikeTurtles: *incoherent speech about fat 10 year olds*
iLikeTurtles by iLikeTurtlesss April 15, 2020

iliketurtles 

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iliketurtles by shortmidgetman December 15, 2023