I don't give a shit

Something a person will say when they don't care what a person has to say. Phrase is most heavily used by people who are being talked to by a liberal or polititian. The phrase can be tracked as far as the year 1812s when the English told Americans that they are mean and need to give them thier land back. The Americans replied "I dont give a shit".
I don't you fully appreciate on how mass of a scale I dont give a shit.

"Dude I have hepititise c", "I don't give a shit".

"Hey man can I have a drink of your beer," "I don't give a shit".
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I don't give a shit

I don't give a shit is a popular phrase to be used when you are not interested in what someone else says or believes. It implies that you don't even care enough to physically give them a sample of your fecal matter
"I don't give a shit for shit and other shit"
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I Don't Give Two Shits

An expression, when said, means you really do not care about what someone is saying, or what's going on around you. Recommended to be said sarcastically.
Shithead Neighbor: Hey Tim!
You: Yeah, hi.
Shithead Neighbor: I won the lottery jackpot yesterday! 40 million dollars for me!
You: Well guess what? I don't give two shits if you win 40 million, or 40 cents. Get the fuck out of my face please.
by ChronicClub August 19, 2016
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I don't give two shits

Way of saying, I really could care less for this shit, and shut the fuck up. Wrapped up in one little phrase.
Dude #1: Hey, can you go water my plants while I'm gone?

Dude #2: I don't give two shits about your damn plants!
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y = I don't give a shit

If you use this sentence, it means you hate mathematics like me. This sentence is the ENEMY of all mathematics universe.
Teacher: So have you found the value of "Y" john?
John: Yes miss.
Teacher: Then tell me.
John: y = I don't give a shit
Class: *laugh*
by Iamsomeoneelseasshole May 08, 2010
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I Don't Give Three Shits

a phrase that nobody uses, but is a very good way to show how you do not care, two shits is an understatement.
guy 1: yo i got a promotion!

guy 2: thats great, but i don't give three shits about your damn promotion!

guy 1: do you give 4?

guy 2: ...thats a hard decision
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When you really do not care about anything at all.

Coined by the Tourettes Guy.
Dad, you're not allowed to go back in there.

TG: I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!!
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