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Finno-Korean Hyperwar

The Finno-Korean Hyperwar began in 8245 BC, and is theorized to have ended in the 6500s BC. It was the greatest conflict in human history and was fought between the two major superpowers of the time: the ancient Finnish empire or the Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate, and the Korean Hwan Empire. The widely-accepted casualty count was 20 billion, not including the primitive Neanderthal tribes. Not only was most of the Earths population wiped out, but the Koreans created the Giza Mass Autism Array which erased all of humanitys knowledge of technology and caused an abrupt end to the Hyper Era. Both empires starfleets were destroyed, and all governments ceased to function. The Finno-Korean Hyperwar is often called "fake news" by so-called "historians" who refuse to believe the truth.
The Finno-Korean Hyperwar and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Why doesnt my history class ever mention the Finno-Korean Hyperwar? It was a true tragedy and needs to be discussed more!

RIP to my homies who died in the Finno-Korean Hyperwar, they were real ones.
by Pissmarck October 6, 2023
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Hyperanestasia

It is a disease by which the possessor has extra drip (hella awesome and cool.)
- Hey stop being so cool or you will catch Hyperanestasia.
= sometimes you can't help it bro.
by JustinCase91 April 29, 2021
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hyperanimefan

Someone not quite a normal anime fan but not a wapanese. A normal anime fan is an american that likes anime. A wapanese is an american that thinks they're japenese and behaves exactly like a real japanese person. A hyperanimefan is someone that is slightly crazy and thinks they live in an anime. They speak a lot of japanese, make little chibi faces, and frequently glomp people. Are more unusually hyper than the average homosapien. They are quite aware of their americanness and listen to american music, eat american food, don't go to cosplays, etc., however they are a little 'different'.
Konichiwaa! *glomp* *jumps around hyperly* Let's go fight some dragons!!
by Misha February 21, 2005
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Hyperaxative

Using too much Axe body-spray.
Man, did you smell Luke? He is completely hyperaxative! Someone needs to let him know to slow his Axe-roll!
by daklute April 8, 2015
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hyperw

A small YouTuber known for losing at minecraft and bullying VikingRaider.

A.K.A. HyperL
Aw man, HyperW was bullying me again
by HyperL March 30, 2021
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hyperactive gums

a really skewed gum-to-tooth ratio in which the gums are HUGE in comparison to the size of the teeth, which in turn, look like mini chiclets.
she has such hyperactive gums and i dont want her slobbery gums on my water bottle so i refuse to give her water.
by normal gums mcgee January 16, 2006
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Hyperactive

Someone who can be so ridiculously hyper that sometimes, they just over the top. You would think they have a constant sugar supply or something
That kid over there is way to hyperactive
by Peach pudding May 22, 2018
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