Hurf (v) From Old English: To quietly expectorate
Durf (n) From Old Norse: The mixture of alcoholic beverages in the stomach after a night in a lowly tavern
Hurf durf: a sound often heard eminating from public toilet cubicles at 3:30am on a Saturday morning
(Dad) How was your evening, son?
(Son) Well I hurf-durfed at the Slug'n'Lettuce, and after that Marie wouldn't shag me.
by OzJimbob October 3, 2006
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Noun;

A person that is not to be taken seriously.
Jerkden: Play my card game!
Kiko: Well, I don't know how...it's complicated, and I don't feel like learning that shite.
Jerkden: It's okay, be like Dackson. He's no good at the game, but he plays anyway and has fun.
Kiko: Well, Dackson will be the lone hurf-durf; I'm not playing!
Jerkden: Suit yourself.
*Kiko punches Jerkden*
by Kiko April 30, 2004
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