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Pull a Hammy

When the stresses of work become so overwhelming and the nosh has runneth empty, that you have no other option then to walk to the local liquor store to purchase a pint of leeds and wallow your sorrows away at the Murray Hill train station.
Ugh, if this one keeps it up I'm about to pull a hammy.
by Cheetah T March 19, 2010
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Pull a hammy

To meet and socially (usually sexually) engage with a person (usually female) who is overweight and unattractive.

To have sex with a fat ugly woman.
"Went out last night and pulled a massive hammy, god I couldn't believe what I had done in the morning."

"My friend was so drunk he pulled a hammy and took her home."

"I'll give you fifty bucks if you pull a hammy tonight."
by boygoyo August 21, 2011
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Hammy Sammy Harvy Stacy Party

When you suck your own dick while your girl licks her pussy while listening to Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne and record it to send to Harvy Weinstein
Guy 1: John looks happy today
Guy 2: Well, I heard last night his girlfriend agreed to have a Hammy Sammy Harvy Stacy Party

Guy 1: Lucky bastard
by Jorge_pro March 19, 2019
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Pulling a “Hammy”

Refusing to claim the girl that you’re dating
“She thinks they’re dating but he’s pulling a “Hammy” and won’t admit it
by “Hammy” August 30, 2019
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what we should start calling boobies
"bro i swear you have the most scrumptious hommy mommy massive gigantic mind blowing gravity pulling milkies"
"no u"
by mommymilkerman December 10, 2022
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