Holf

The sport of gods.

Christ is one of the top holf players.

by meOfficalAcount November 21, 2021

htol

Huge Tracts of Land: a word used to describe a woman with voluptuous breasts that are so large you could lay out the pages of war and peace on them and you still would see cleavage. A common photo gallery category on male targeted websites and has supper-ceded the previous explosion of "FLBP"

Freddy: That chick over there has such large boobs I can't even describe them.

Ted: Those are HTOL boobies

Freddy: I don't even know if that's a word, but it describes them perfectly.

by Phelicks B. Mustafa October 3, 2013

htoleso

a name is of mysterious origin. It is known as the most unique name in the universe.

It stands for unprecedented awesomeness and excellence in every conceivable endeavour accomplished by a solitary human being in every imaginable age and nook of space without omission.

Without Htoleso there would be no meaning in the universe.

by htoleso June 19, 2011

HOLF

Abbreviated version of the exclamation "HOLY FUCK!"

HOLF! Those giraffes are fighting.

by Magnus Fist December 3, 2009

HTILF

Hot Tradie I’d Like to Fuck

Wow, the construction worker is a HTILF

by Checkoutboy April 1, 2019

Holf

1 - To piss and shit in your underwear after a getting paralytic on a night out on the piss

2 - To ejaculate

3 - To throw up

4 - To punch somebody

1 - Oh man i woke up this morning with a massive hangover i can't remember how i got home and i'd holfed in my boxers :(

2 - My gf stayed over last night, a few bottles of wine later and i holfed all over her tits

3 - I think i ate a dodgy kebab cos after i ate it i holfed about 20 times

4 - Geezer was getting all in my face last night so i holfed him and broke his nose

by MrBoomTing November 26, 2011

holfer

a word i half assed made up (holf-er)

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by mr thingy January 19, 2005