Brown House Crawford

Very similar to the White House Crawford but instead of the stripper farting the cocaine in your face you just snort the cocaine and she farts in your face anyways #dubup.net #SmartDog

I went to the strip club but the stripper didn’t want to put the cocaine in her butt so she gave me the Brown House Crawford instead and farted in my face

by anonymous November 25, 2023

The Brown House

Original name of the white house in Washington DC, USA. Before being cleaned. James Hoban the original architect had a skat fetish, covering the brown house in poop before revealing it to the public. The scandal that follow forced all records of the catastrophic events afterwards to be covered up and the white house was quickly cleaned and renamed "The White House"

Person 1: What the fuck is the "The Brown House".

True noticer: What the true Americans call our glorious leader's big, butiful house of ruling.

by True_Noticer November 20, 2025

Brown the house down

Browning the house down is a very complex plan that takes action at a large party. (Graduation, birthday, etc) First of all you must not shit starting at least 3 days before the party while eating food like Taco Bell and taco johns. Get about 5 people to do this. Now when the day of the party comes you and your five friends must disappear in the middle of the party to the bathroom. You didn't forget the laxatives did you?! Of course fucking not! That's the most important part! Now once all six of you have downed a good amount of laxatives it's time to clog that toilet! Stuff one roll of 4 ply toilet paper down that shitter maybe two if you're feeling crazy. Can you feel that? That's the laxatives kicking in! Now you and your buddies must take turns shitting in that clogged ass toilet. After that is over flush that fucker and run! Watch as the owner of the house freaks out as shit water comes seeping out under the door. Congrats you have officially browned the house down!

Person 1: Hey man did you hear about bills party next week?

Person 2: Hell yeah! You wanna brown the house down?

Person 1: Totally I'll text some people and tell them not to take a shit for a while.

Person 2: sweet I'll bring the laxatives!

by The jimmy rustler July 19, 2014

Housey brown

A brown colour, much like that of a house, typically used to aptly describe the colour of one's hair.

Liz: Did you see that new girl at school today?

Kitty: The one with the housey brown hair?

Pat: Houses come in lots of shades of brown...
Sheamy: Ffs, Pat.. There's only one housey brown.
Pat: Ah yes, I know the girl you mean.. The brown hue to her hair really IS housey.

by Kitty-Lea March 12, 2018

horse is brown

this is a drug, slag from heroin and it is an add on from the common word 'brown'

...cant tink of an example for horse is brown

by p_lo September 16, 2006

Horse and Brown Hay

When a man takes a shit, and does not wipe or clean up, then another person eats out the man's asshole and eats or chews the his anus hairs, like a horse eating hay.

Ben took a shit without wiping and Eric ate his asshole out and munched on his ass hairs like the Horse and Brown Hay.

by IamBlinxi October 1, 2009

Brown Horse

To win in a race or competition usually after being behind or losing;come back

Oh wow, i was losing by like five touchdowns! You just got Brown Horsed!

by Y_U_somadCanada? January 19, 2013