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Hourican

A clan in Ireland that moved to america and became insane. So unbelievably fucked up, it happens that they soon became the source of all bull-shit. The current generation is sexy and bad ass but the still have "the genes" which can show up in any child. The chosen one, that was prophesied by some crazy ass hobo will be light-brown skinned and the incarnation of all the worlds greatest evils. He will create a new generation of sin and will resurrect Raptor-Jesus.
Pope "Oh snap that mofo right theres a Hourican."
Anti-christ "don't worry broski throw some raw beef and your first born childs genitalia on your door and you'll be safe"

*Pope shits himself and does what he says and survives for 3 more year unharmed until the next harvest*
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IB Psychology with Mrs. Horihan

One does not simply RETRIEVE a study case for an important SAR. However, "arousal" will be stored in long-term memory forever.
Mrs: Horihan: After 3 hours grading your SARs, I thought I was going crazy...
Jan: AROUSAL
Mrs: Horihan: Where is your 'application' part?
Jan: AROUSAL
Calum: (looks directly to the camera) that's what we call 'IB Psychology with Mrs. Horihan'.
by IBPsyStudent March 13, 2018
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Patches O'Houlihan

You are having sex with a girl, reverse cowgirl style in her wheel chair, on an incline. As your finishing, lift her by her lifeless hips, and toss her in front of the wheelchair, and proceed to run the bitch over. The best part about this technique, is she'll still be there tomorrow. But if you're a gentleman, you'll call her a cab.
So I gave this girl a Patches O'Houlihan, and I was going to call her a cab, but she got hit by a semi. At least I got the wheelchair out of the deal.
by Jeff King Man February 27, 2007
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Houlihan's

The last few mmillimetres of a joint where taking a puff will result in 'Hotlips'

....also known as butt-slut
"Hey, do you want this?"
"No way! I ain't taken none of yo' HOULIHAN'S!"
by pickled beast September 1, 2006
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Houlihan

A joint (or cigarette) with only one draw left before reaching the Filter is known as a "Houlihan" as it is hot on the lips when inhaleing this comes from the character Major.Margaret (hotlips) Houlihan from the tv program M*A*S*H
yoyo you wanna toke on this Houlihan?....
by Beebop... August 11, 2009
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Patches o'houlihan

A bald bitch that is bald not on purpose but by accident.
Gotdamn look at that Patches O'Houlihan ass bitch, she got no hangtime.
by HitsCripWALK January 20, 2013
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houlihandy

'hulɪˈhændi, noun:

A hand job given in the lavatory of a chain restaurant, normally Houlihan's. Usually takes place after the cheque has been paid but has been known to happen as early as the appetizer. Goes great with good food at competitive prices.
John: So how was your date?

Mike: Pretty good! We went to Houlihan's, I had an awesome bacon cheeseburger, and I even ended up getting a houlihandy before we left! Then we went back to my place and watched The New Adventures of Old Christine!

John: Well I'm glad you had fun, Evan really seems like a nice guy.
by Mike_from_Houlihan's July 20, 2011
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