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hot lunch 

Lay yourpartener/victim so there nice and comfy! Then stretch over a nice peice of clingfilm over there gaping mouth. Now whip out your ass and take a hefty steamy shit inside there cakehole! Now you must unleash the beast! whap out your turgid veiny meat injection and slam it in there mouth! fuck there mouth untill an explosion of hot shit and creamy man juice fill there throat and mouth!!! trust me and try it its fucking ace!!!
hey kyle why dont you and your mother pop round later so i can fucking lay down a hot lunch on her sweet juicy mouth!
hot lunch by sam martin June 24, 2007

HOT LUNCH 

To shit in someone's mouth
Yeah ive heard that Snapper Shelton loves a hot lunch most days
HOT LUNCH by graz82 November 6, 2016

hot lunch 

The act of performing fellatio to male genitalia right after that same genitalia has performed anal sex. There is no exact time frame that the penis must transfer from anus to the receiving mouth. See also "ass to mouth." The penis must, however, enter the mouth for fellatio while it is still warm from friction caused by the anal sex it has just performed to be considered a "hot lunch."
Tom: I'm so pissed at Mark!
Tweety: What happened this time?
Tom: Last night when me, him, and Kirsten decided to have a threesome, I was OK with him giving me a hot lunch, BUT I wouldn't have agreed if I knew Kirsten just had some Taco Bell right before! Ugh! So brutal.
hot lunch by manly_manly_man October 30, 2015

hot lunch 

The Act of shitting into someones mouth. Brian Lipscomb's favorite part of the day
As his face was dripping with what appeared to be fecal matter, I knew he got hot lunch.
hot lunch by Ben R September 4, 2003

hot lunch 

to shit in a brown paper bag and then slap it across your partner's face

pack it. send it.
ooooo i'm gonna hot lunch you so hard when i get home!
hot lunch by marvy March 21, 2004

hot lunch 

This is a close relative of "the chilli-dog." You'll proceed to drop a deuce into a waiting girl's mouth and she eats it.
Lynn was tired of eating dick, so she opted for a "hot lunch" instead.
hot lunch by Scott Ryan Patrick September 18, 2003