Hornus

To be horny. Cooler way of saying horny. Termed coined by drystee pakoera.

Girl: "Bruh look at this naked man."
Boy: "Are you hornus?"

by tetybear July 26, 2022

hornussen

Hornussen is a swiss sport, performed by the peak of males. They need a big amount of skills: hitting things with a stick, catching said thing with a wooden board and most of all: drinking beer and using racial and sexist slurs against anyone that isn’t competing!

Hey dude, there’s a Hornussen Fest! Let’s go!
I don’t think ill be welcome there, im Black!

Girls: look at these guys Hornussen over there! I wanna fuck them so bad!

by Sralreslaw August 5, 2023

Horngus of a Dongfish

Horngus of a Dongfish (n.) — A semi-rigid, cartilaginous protrusion located near the anterior flarble of the dongfish, used primarily in mating displays and occasional underwater jousting. It is connected via a fibrous, mucus-lined conduit known as a scungle to the dillsack (colloquially referred to as the nutte sac), a glandular pouch responsible for regulating the dongfish's buoyant sass levels during spawning season. The entire horngus-scungle-dillsack complex is highly sensitive to bad music tastes.

Me: The Horngus of a Dongfish is A semi-rigid, cartilaginous protrusion located near the anterior flarble of the dongfish, used primarily in mating displays and occasional underwater jousting. It is connected via a fibrous, mucus-lined conduit known as a scungle to the dillsack (colloquially referred to as the nutte sac), a glandular pouch responsible for regulating the dongfish's buoyant sass levels during spawning season. The entire horngus-scungle-dillsack complex is highly sensitive to bad music tastes.

Him: Are you high???

by potatosupremxcy July 3, 2025