Pornality

“PORNALITY” comes from PORN + BANALITY, a misheard or misunderstood (if clichéd) expression that takes on a more graphic or sexualized meaning:

Examples --

HARD-AND-FAST solution becomes “HARDEN-FAST” SOLUTION;

NO-HOLDS-BARRED (wrestling) becomes “NO HOLES BARRED” (stick it anywhere!);

NIP IT IN THE BUD becomes “NIP IT IN THE BUTT";

and, a pornality deliberately scripted for television:

CORNISH GAME HEN became "CORNISH GAY MEN" as mishead by Dick Solomon (John Lithgow) on NBC-TV's "Third Rock from the Sun" (1996-2001).

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"Man, you got a buttload of mail."

"Don't you mean 'boatload'? "Buttload" is a pornality."

"I was gonna say 'shitload'."

"Point well taken."

by al-in-chgo May 13, 2010

hornility

Being extremely horny

Girl, you are suffering from extreme hornility tonight.

by macdiver69 August 14, 2009

Hoetality

You know you look good(like a hoe) and you dont care what anyone else thinks. Its like your hot and you know it and you want to show it.

you have so much hoetality

that hoetality is working for you

calm down with all that hoetality

work your hoetality

by Hoetality September 11, 2011

horninity

A spectrum of how horny a person can be

Both of them had extreme levels of horninity, so they fucked all night.

by Willyvonwilly May 8, 2018

a-holality

The act of being an a-hole, or in more literal terms, an asshole.

Giving money to charity was a serious insult to his a-holality.

by davod April 7, 2004

Horrality

In which your self portrade horror has Become you're reality

My horrality is now my reality.and now reality will only remain a horrality as long as I let my horrors become a reality

by Jimboism February 6, 2018

horbility

The ability to be horrible, typically in reference to an upcomming event or meeting. Although the full extent of how horrible the event may be is not known, it is clear that it will not be pleasant.

Friend "So does your wife know you are banging her friend?"

You "She just found out, I have not talked to her yet but the horbility of the moment is making me anxious."

Friend "That sucks!"

by soberstoner1977 October 8, 2009