A chubby, striped, honey-colored dog that looks like a little bear. Honey bears can be found in a honey bear tree, just as cute as they can be, or in a honey bear bush eating honey bear mush. Just as sweet as he can be, the only one for me.
My honey bear won't stop eating, he gets stuck in the doggy door like Pooh got stuck in Rabbit's rabbit hole!
by Outpat October 23, 2017
An extremely rare type of polar bear that few people have seen. This type of bear is well known for its gentle behavior and is the only bear capable of producing its own honey. Nowadays it is considered an endangered species. The Honey Bear origins are traced back to last being seen in Yellowstone National park during the winter season when they are known to come out of their dens and hunt for food.
Honey Bear
by marinedog1987 February 28, 2010
Term of endearment used by well jelled Sales Rep in the act of trying calm steaming spouse after being dragged out of strip club by his own father. Noun
by Security slut November 30, 2011
When you take a mason jar full of honey and shove your penis in it. Once your penis is covered, go to the woods, find a good tree, then hold onto a branch and just wait until a big bear finds you. You can’t move when he starts licking or else the bear might get suspicious and bite your penis off. Once it is almost done, drop down and run as fast as you can butt-naked with your dick swinging between your legs until the bear stops chasing you.
Mike: Yesterday I pulled the sneakiest Honey bear known to man.
Diego: That’s sick! I wish I could’ve seen it.
Diego: That’s sick! I wish I could’ve seen it.
by SaggyNutz3 May 31, 2018
A sex act that requires several gallons of honey and peanut butter, several large hairy men, one petite woman, several horse dildos, and a dead bear. To be considered a Texas Honey Bear, act must take place in Texas.
by Huragok July 15, 2017
When you proceed to pour honey all over your dick, then go out into the woods and wait for hours until a bear (black, brown, polar, koala, etc) proceeds to lick the honey off you until ejaculation. Then you cry for hours for what you've done.
by babyboiii July 05, 2010
Timbo Honey Bears are typically very strong. They enjoy, passing out on the couch frequently while playing xbox, large posters of Frodo Baggins, chinese bricklayers and teabagging. Known to have very complete Halo collections and blogs. They typically shave very infrequently. Lacks the ability to multi-task effectively. Also known to have a deafening laugh. They tend to hide chips-ahoy cookies.
by Master Cheif Starcarfter July 28, 2010