Homemade Delight

Aphrodisiac drugs disguised as candy that are given to children on Halloween to increase the chance of sexual behaviors at a preteen age.

Little Timmy and Sally tried out some homemade delight after trick-or-treating. Now there's no stopping them from getting busy in bed all night.

by Scumbag Stebe October 26, 2011

fucked up like a homemade radio

to be completely drunk, in fact so fucked up that you don't even function right... kinda like a homemade radio

Holy F, I'm fucked up like a homemade radio after all those shots...

by Drunkard69 December 15, 2008

Homemade sweater vest

When one person plucks out and eats the chest hair of a second person, the first person then releases their bowels onto the chest of person number two creating a homemade sweater vest with the hair filled fecal matter.

Man, you should see the homemade sweater vest my wife gave me last night.

by Lizflint April 13, 2016

homemade pickles

they're good

person 1: homemade pickles
person 2: yum

by brooksnook September 12, 2020

Concettas Homemade Gravy

The most delicious gravy in all of italy. Don't you dare call it sauce otherwise she will choke you out with a meatball.

"Hmm this sauce was so good"
"Hey don't you dare say that, this is Concettas homemade gravy"

by hueuby January 30, 2017

Uglier then homemade sin

When a homewrecking wanna be bitch texts another woman's man behind her back and then lies about it, it makes her uglier then homemade sin as a person.

That girl tried showing her "panties" to another woman's man and it made her look uglier then homemade sin.

by Noresun2noAmy2 March 12, 2022

Homemade Ambien

Where you jack off before going to sleep, making falling asleep easier

Dude I totally looked up some porn last night, took some homemade ambien, and i was out like a baby!!

by CEdiT October 25, 2010