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Homo Sapien Fucktardis

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It is the scientific name for the plague/group of people known as "fucktards" that seems to be spreading amongst the youth of the Western hemisphere, these people have a tendency to have a Second Year of Secondary School state of maturity, and are stuck like this for the rest of their life. They are also the people who take your order and then fuck it up.
Anya: Some fucking chav thought it would be funny to stick gum in my library book so now I have to pay a fine that will make me and my family even more in the gutter. He is now considered a Homo Sapien Fucktardis since he's a frig gen collage student.
by ThatOneScottishCommunist September 4, 2011
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A grav lift, or a device used to propel a human or small vehicle, or Grif, across large distances on open maps.
The newest invention of the Bungie Labs, the Homo Sapien Propulsifier, or grav lift, is perfect for propelling humans across the map in the event of a co-ordinated attack.
by Idlewheelman February 4, 2010
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homosapiens conservatissphincterus

A member of the Hominoidea superfamily of primates including apes and homosapiens sapiens. Although clearly human-like in appearance, DNA testing has revealed that the homosapiens conservatissphincterus is more closely related to Homosapiens neanderthalensis.

The homosapiens conservatissphincterus retains many of the Homosapiens neanderthalensis’ behaviorisms and lacks the social development and interaction skills of the more advanced homosapiens sapiens.

Inability to understand complex problems, inability to extend altruistic or sympathetic actions beyond the immediate tribe and the inability to distinguish between reality and fantasy are common characteristics displayed by Homosapiens conservatissphincterus.

Scientists are still trying to figure out how the two species, homosapiens sapiens and homosapiens conservatissphincterus, are able to breed and produce offspring. The rest of us are trying to figure out why.”
The homo sapien conservatissphincterus thinks children should die if their parents can't afford health care or medical bills.
by Father Fettucinne, FSM March 17, 2010
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A species of Homo sapiens with the sub species designation of largivorus to designate them as a hominid that eats all foods in excess of caloric requirements and subsequently becomes quite large.
The evolutionary stresses of high caloric diets has created a new species of hominids known as Homo sapien largivorus ( largivore)
by Ofashea July 31, 2023
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The Ambystoma- Homo Sapien Blood Principle is a proven law that states that the blood of a salamander can be placed inside of a human with no bad consequences. In fact over 300 Cambodians have 100% of their blood deriving from local salamanders. This new advance in medical technology is a promise for a bright future.
Thanks to the Ambystoma- Homo Sapien Blood Principle, we can use salamander blood to help sustain humans.
by Vikram Chandrashakar January 5, 2008
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homo homo sapien sapien

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So you know how we're the homo sapiens right? Well according to my history teacher we've evolved into what scientists like to call homo sapiens sapiens which is cool and all, but what if you're not straight? May I introduce to you your new label, 'homo homo sapien sapien'. Very cool, I know.

Also I came out to my friends at 2 am because I accidentally labeled myself as a 'homo homo sapien', so it's very special pls use it to refer to yourself and others from now on (:
I'm not average my dudes, I'm a homo homo sapien sapien!
Let's get one thing straight, I am not. I'm a homo homo sapien sapien.
by Iezz April 20, 2020
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What I call people who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
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