Hooflock

When an old woman's (esp. Gnome's) knees bend the wrong way due to a lack of muscle tone in surrounding tissue, causing them to lock up in a back-facing position when the person stands up.

The old woman had hooflock while standing for a photo.

by Goonie's Revenge September 21, 2023

Hoffycock

Looks like a penis but smaller.

While I was in the mens restroom meat gazing, the guy next to me had a Hoffycock.

by The Hoffycock December 23, 2024