Hockey-slap 

Some sort of sexual reference. Can be used to replace anything dirty or a threat, but with a funny connotation.

"If you don't watch it I'll hockey-slap you so hard you'll forget your name."

Hockey-slap by onaboat April 19, 2009

H-E-Double hockey sticks 

Euphemism for hell.

What the h-e-double hockey sticks is this!?!

H-E-Double hockey sticks by Magny January 18, 2012

Hockey Style 

This pertains to when you bring a girl back to your house who has a decent body, but her face is nasty (a butterface). When she wants to have sex, you pull her shirt over her head like hockey players do when they get into fights and then bang the hell out of her. It'll be just like you were banging a hot chick!

Sara wanted to do it, but she was a complete scrump so I screwed her hockey style

Hockey Style by Brian H October 26, 2005

hockey stick 

a line graph that stays relatively flat for most of its length then spikes upward abruptly near its end: first used to describe the controversial global warming graph associated with climategate.

If you look at this graph closely, it forms a good hockey stick.

This US debt graph is a real hockey stick.

The world population growth chart sure looks like a big hockey stick.

hockey stick by nayrb January 21, 2013

Unreal Hockey Swag 

Swag that is so amazing that it can only belong to hockey players. Usually this type of swag is found in New England. Anybody with unreal swag can dangle around any player, snipe on the best goalies, and can get biddies.

Bender 1: Woah that kid has unreal hockey swag.

Bender 2: Yea he just dangled around all of us and then sniped on our goalie.

Unreal Hockey Swag by bender_killer November 17, 2010

make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here 

a term used to excuse yourself out of a conversation

hey i hate to leave but i gotta make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here.

k see ya

make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here by ¢R@Z¥ L3&$ December 27, 2009

hockey soda 

Term for mixing any or all of the available flavors of soda in a soda fountain. Try it!

Dude, I just drank a hockey soda and totally heaved.

hockey soda by LolcatVTguy February 7, 2017