Hitchhiker's Dick 

When a man's penis curves upward when he gets a boner, similar to the way in which a hitchhiker's thumb curves.

Dude, in this porn I just saw, the guy had to attack from a crazy angle because of his hitchhiker's dick.

Hitchhiker's Dick by fireblitz January 23, 2011

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 

The best Film/TV series/series of books ever.
was written by douglas adams, may his soul find the ultimate question the the answer of the meaning of life, the universe and everything

" 'The babel fish' said the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 'is small, yellow and leech like, and probably the oddest thing in the universe. it feeds on brainwave signals not from it's carrier, but those around it...' the guide then goes on to talk about what it does with those frequencies and then it said '...the practical upshot of this is that if you stick a babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand all forms of language' it then talks about why the fish proves the non-existance of god and various other things that have happened as an indirect result of the babel fish's existance."

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by MKfreak September 13, 2006

Hitchhiker's Thumb 

When you finger (preferably with your thumb) a girl in the asshole while she's driving and you are in the passengers seat.

I bet Finch gave Stifler's mom a nasty Hitchhiker's Thumb on the way back from that cabin in American Pie 2.

Hitchhiker's Thumb by DragonSlayer45 March 4, 2011

Hitchhiker's Handkerchief 

Using one's underwear to wipe their behind in the absence of toilet paper.

That hike took a lot longer than I thought it would. I had to use the old Hitchhiker's Handkerchief and now I need new underwear.

Hitchhiker's Handkerchief by Stzar November 12, 2019

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 

Just about the best book in existance!!!!

If everyone read the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, there might be world peace!

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by YouTube December 14, 2008

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 

The best triligy (containing 5 books) in the world. IT recently became a major motion picture which totally butchred and americanized the plot , but still was decent. By the kurt vonaget of the 20th century. Totally rocks , a great read. amazing

i just read the hitchikers guide to the galaxy, i look at the world in a totally new way now

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by irockusuck69 July 7, 2005

a hitchhiker's tickle 

When you get a handjob in a car while ridding in the front seat from someone in the back seat.

While Geff was driving home last night, Caleb sat in the back seat and gave him a hitchhiker's tickle.

a hitchhiker's tickle by Geetar926 September 23, 2013