Hirst Park Middle School

Shit hole. They cant read. So this shouldn't be a problem.
Rivalry between Hirst and Bothal middle began years back, but the outcome has always been the same; bothal kicks hirst chav ass.
Average conversation between two Hirst Park Middle School pupils...

Pupil 1: what rhymes with orange?

Pupil 2: Borange, duhhhh.

Pupil 1: what does borange mean?

Pupil 2: i think its a type of cheese..

Bothal Pupil: *Shoots them both therefore making the world a better place*
by bothal_middle_school May 27, 2011
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Hirst

When a friend of acquaintance adds an inexplicable surcharge to a casual financial transaction - which you strongly suspect him of pocketing.
"The ticket for the gig said $45 but he hirstied it to $50. He mumbled something about booking charges. "

First Bro: "I gave Dave $20 to get us four coffees. He only gave me $4 change."
Second Bro: "Man, he has totally hirstied you."
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Quentin Hirst

Tucker Fucker... DAAAAAAAAAGGG
Quentin Hirst means: Quentin give me back my milk Tuc tuc! DAG👀
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George Hirst

The annoying orange in human form. Resides in a Tardis.
Homer Simpson: "Hey George Hirst!"
George Hirst: "Thou mother"
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