get hitched

To get married

Celia: “So, you’re really in love?”
Phoebe: “No, but I promised I would get hitched to Silvius if a didn’t marry Ganymede, who actually turned out to be Rosalind, and I’m not lesbian so...”
Aubrey: “Man, that sucks. I’m lucky because I got hitched to a man who thinks I’m an ugly slut!“
Phoebe: “Well, she’s never been the sharpest knife in the drawer or the prettiest flower in the field, so I’m glad someone decided they were into stupid, unattractive women.“

Fiona and Shrek got hitched, which’s the same as saying they got married! Romeo and Juliet also got hitched/married. In conclusion, getting hitched is getting married.

by Hot Girl ☀️ June 8, 2020

hitched for half a monkey

'To get hitched for half a monkey' is to do something or to have something done for a bargain (literally taken, it means to get married for just 250 pounds, which is dirt cheap)

What?! Fix your loo for 5 quid? Why do you always want to get hitched for half a monkey?!

by E-go-go December 14, 2008

Hunched

Hunched- slept with/had sex with

Wow did you hear that Janet hunched with 3 guys this weed

by Giraffe 987 January 15, 2019

To get hitched

It is a phrase meaning;
To get married

The news is everywhere that he will get hitched by next week. (To get hitched)

by Zphyrbae August 7, 2017

hitched

Getting married, or going out with someone for a laugh.

"want to get hitched to me"
"fuck no"

by Chris Thomas April 28, 2006

Hinche Pone

A large penis

Hey Jenna, have you ever sucked a hinche pone?

by IzzyBizzyBell July 7, 2010

Hunched

Short for “Scooteraphilia” or “Scooteritis” a lifestyle in which one hunches around in a hood with their drawstrings pulled tightly.

I hunched towards my car after I left the shop.

by Scooter69420 June 11, 2018