Some sort of long forgotten mythical creature that has come to life to destroy us all.
Legend says he charms his victims with his smile and sweet personality so they don’t know he is actually putting a spell on them that will turn them into Hiddlestoners who will then do nothing but look at pictures of him and flail. He also appears to have the power to control women’s reproductive organs, either destroying them completely or sending them into baby-making overdrive. The only plausible reason for any of this is that he does what he wants.
Identifying a Tom Hiddleston:
-Power Stance-ing all over the damn place
-He will probably be wearing an entirely leather outfit.
-If he is sitting, his knees will be about 4 miles apart from each other
-You will hear the call of the ‘ehehehe’
-Constant lip licking
If you spot a Tom Hiddleston just stay calm, offer him some sort of pudding and back away slowly. Then run like you’re in a horror movie. He’ll probably catch you anyways(long legs are all the better to catch you with) but at least you tried.
Legend says he charms his victims with his smile and sweet personality so they don’t know he is actually putting a spell on them that will turn them into Hiddlestoners who will then do nothing but look at pictures of him and flail. He also appears to have the power to control women’s reproductive organs, either destroying them completely or sending them into baby-making overdrive. The only plausible reason for any of this is that he does what he wants.
Identifying a Tom Hiddleston:
-Power Stance-ing all over the damn place
-He will probably be wearing an entirely leather outfit.
-If he is sitting, his knees will be about 4 miles apart from each other
-You will hear the call of the ‘ehehehe’
-Constant lip licking
If you spot a Tom Hiddleston just stay calm, offer him some sort of pudding and back away slowly. Then run like you’re in a horror movie. He’ll probably catch you anyways(long legs are all the better to catch you with) but at least you tried.
Girl 1: *sitting in front of a computer staring at a picture of Tom Hiddleston*
Girl 2: Hey… you okay? *pokes girl 1 in the arm*
Girl 3: It’s no use. She watched Thor for the first time last night. She’s been like this since the first scene with Loki in it.
Girl 2: How could you let her watch that! You know what it does to people.
Girl 3: I tried to stop her! She wouldn’t listen to me!
Girl 2: Another friend lost to the Tom Hiddleston.
Girl 3: It was bound to happen eventually.
Girl 2: Oh no… we have to get out of here. I think shes starting up Wallander. *tugs on Girl 3’s arm*
Girl 3: Magnus… Maaaaaaagnuuuuusss…
Girl 2: NO!! GODDAMMIT NOOOO!
Girl 2: Hey… you okay? *pokes girl 1 in the arm*
Girl 3: It’s no use. She watched Thor for the first time last night. She’s been like this since the first scene with Loki in it.
Girl 2: How could you let her watch that! You know what it does to people.
Girl 3: I tried to stop her! She wouldn’t listen to me!
Girl 2: Another friend lost to the Tom Hiddleston.
Girl 3: It was bound to happen eventually.
Girl 2: Oh no… we have to get out of here. I think shes starting up Wallander. *tugs on Girl 3’s arm*
Girl 3: Magnus… Maaaaaaagnuuuuusss…
Girl 2: NO!! GODDAMMIT NOOOO!
by G.F.Y.T.H. July 4, 2012
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I got such a large lady boner while watching Loki in The Avengers; it was like the hiddlescrotch of lady boners!
by Alexa D August 11, 2012
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Referring to that pant monster known as Tom Hiddleston's penis. Also known as Mjolner. Once one has caught an unmistakable glimpse of the Hiddlesconda (particularly prevalent in the movie Thor), it is a mathematical impossibility that one can stop staring at it.
"I went on the Internet and looked up Hiddlesconda."
"Now you see why I will remain a sniveling virgin fangirl for the rest of my physical existence!"
"Now you see why I will remain a sniveling virgin fangirl for the rest of my physical existence!"
by Hiddlesbatch Bitch January 27, 2014
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The couple of sharp cheek bones, impeccable manners, politeness, hot british men, and sexy voices. Tom Hiddleston and Benedict Cumberbatch.
Their immediate foil is Sherloki
Their immediate foil is Sherloki
God, you think they polish their cheekbones together? What am I talking about it, Hiddlesbatch, of course they do.
by CJ123456 October 22, 2013
Get the hiddlesbatch mug.It is the state where a fan is stoned by Tom Hiddleston's hotness. It may also refer to the fan being unable to live life normally due to Hiddleston's charm, beauty, voice, and intelligence. They usually spend their whole day in Tumblr and barely talk about anything but him and his works.
Fan: OMG I am sooooo hiddlestoned! I'm always staring at his pictures and he's keeping me from doing anything!
A: Did you see Thor? Oh my God Loki is so gorgeous and sexy! I was wondering the whole time what he was doing in Asgard when they were focusing on the other guy on Earth! I mean.. why did they call the movie Thor anyway?
B: Damn you're so hiddlestoned. So am I! <3
Guy 1: She left me after she saw the movie Thor! She says I'll never be as good as Hiddleston!
Guy 2: I know. He's hot!
Guy 1: WHAAAAT?!
Guy 2: I'm dumping you for him too! I am fucking hiddlestoned! :D *is gay now*
Girl 1: Hey look at this guy! *shows a picture of Tom*
Girl 2: Oh my God :O <3 *hiddlestoned*
A: Did you see Thor? Oh my God Loki is so gorgeous and sexy! I was wondering the whole time what he was doing in Asgard when they were focusing on the other guy on Earth! I mean.. why did they call the movie Thor anyway?
B: Damn you're so hiddlestoned. So am I! <3
Guy 1: She left me after she saw the movie Thor! She says I'll never be as good as Hiddleston!
Guy 2: I know. He's hot!
Guy 1: WHAAAAT?!
Guy 2: I'm dumping you for him too! I am fucking hiddlestoned! :D *is gay now*
Girl 1: Hey look at this guy! *shows a picture of Tom*
Girl 2: Oh my God :O <3 *hiddlestoned*
by Hiddlestoned October 25, 2011
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