helmet head

A mental handicapped person (or window licker ). They wear bright luminous crash helmets so they are easily recognisable and do not stray too far from their spaz wagon. Helmet also helps in event of multiple spasms, fits or collisions with lamp posts.

"Hey Johnny, look at those helmet heads chasing the ducks."

by mtotheo November 7, 2003

helmet head

When soldiers out at war have nothing better to do.

Hey, if you promise not to tell my wife, I'll give you nice helmet head!

by browntrousers February 21, 2009

helmet head

a head that is surrounded by a shit trim in the shape of a helmet. this person would most likely be able to take a serious knock to the head without injury.

far out, look at sainty's helmet head.

by ChUcKa- March 28, 2021

Purple helmet head

The top of the peanis after massive loss of blood flow caused from being swoped.

"Damn she gave me a purple helmet head again."

by Doctor myDongLong October 22, 2008