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Heaton

An emo who plays counter-strike, the weakest link in his team.
I am Heaton. I like Nike.
by RA October 11, 2006
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patricia heaton

an actress famous for her role as ray's wife debra in everybody loves raymond. considered one of the ultimate milfs, along with diane lane and pamela anderson.
i dont care how old she is i wanna bang patricia heaton.
by ballerific March 21, 2007
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niykee heaton

Term used to describe a woman with voluptuous curves and excessive Botox who has more potential as a pornstar than a musician.

Not to be confused with the term "niykee heaton fan", which is used to describe male niykee heaton followers who wait patiently for an overrated musician to break into the pornography industry.
Friend: Wow, did that girl get stung on her lips by Japanese killer hornets?

Niykee Heaton fan: No, look at her backside, it's clearly a niykee heaton. By the way, I hope she does a porn scene soon.
by Dickstionary December 2, 2016
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charlie heaton

a crackhead with a possessed lil bro who will steal ur girl
by anonymous bitch hah May 2, 2018
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Michael Heaton

If His Surname is Heaton then he can eat on this dick.
by Michael = Zero Buisches August 24, 2022
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heaton chapel

These are the hardest ends in the universe, the most dangerous of the four heatons and is where the hardest lads come from the strike terror into the hearts of ‘murder moor’ or as it’s more commonly know, minor moor. Only the hardest yutes come from chapel and the king in the north Callum’s himself said so
Heaton chapel are the hardest ends in the universe
by The moor murders November 1, 2018
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Heaton Mersey

The best place in Stockport, also a lot better than any of the other Heatons e.g Heaton Moor, Heaton Chapel and Heaton Norris.
Wow John, i'm really glad we don't live in Heaton Norris, Heaton Mersey is so much better.
by residentofcheshire August 18, 2010
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