alabama hayfield

When you eat too much fiber and it blocks you up something fierce

Chris W ate too much frosted shredded wheat and now he has an alabama hayfield

by frostedshreddedchris October 20, 2009

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Amish Hayfield

When a girl finds pleasure in sexual activities including peanut butter. Usually involves nutty or creamy Skippy peanut butter in the genital area. Especially efective when generous amounts are applied to the fist and put places that would not otherwise be possible.

OMG I love doing an amish hayfield to myself every night, the chunky peanut butter kinda scratches my vage and i get off really quick

by Fungi 101 May 27, 2009

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tavion hartsfield

Tavion Hartsfield has no eyebrows and has white people lips. He always thinks hes though or cool. His brother Tre is kinda hot, Tavion is not. He needs to take more showers and his teeth are yello. Never trust him and he can suck it.

This is a person.Tavion Hartsfield

by Someone thats a mystery November 16, 2019

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Hayfield

One of the most crazy schools you could ever send your child to. Hayfield has at least 3+ bloody fight daily, and the teens dress like college kids and act so snobby. Half the kids there are ungrateful and purposely get bad grades because they have ‘such a rough time.’ Yet the ones who actually do are trying to succeed. Hayfield is basically like a prison with all the gates and over 10000000 cops in every hallway. Hayfield, in all, is divided between ghettos and riches, which sucks a lot for the kids. More for ghettos, in my opinion. It’s a screwed up school, but south county is all posh. Really all of the schools are f*ucked up in this area! But you have to play the cards your dealt in life...

Hayfield

Student1: —— had his head dunked in the toilet, and —— skipped class today.

Student2: Yeah, I heard. Thank god this school has over 10000 cops.

by Shabadabahaba June 8, 2019

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John Hartsfield

An absolute fuckboi who's a bum-ass good for nothing. Someone who usually sits around their house all day playing video games and eating unhealthy foods. When they're confronted with the truth or have nothing to say, they usually resort to gay jokes since that is the full extent of their intellect.

Stop being a fucking John Hartsfield and do something with your life!

by Jiblaw September 3, 2016

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