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If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu.

If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu. — A statement used in minority communities to reflect the reality that representation matters.
Vote for people who represent you and represent your interest because: If you don't have a seat at the table; you are on the menu.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 4, 2023
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What Big Smoke orders in GTA: San Andreas.
Voice Comm: Can I take your order please?
Big Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.
CJ: Ey, I’ll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: Give me a number 9, just like him.
Sweet: I’ll have a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
by Anonym0usGamer712 May 24, 2017
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I don't have time for this Lance

when a boy says that he 'dosn't have time for this Lance', he sometimes means he does have time, he is just not ready to accept his feelings.
You could say ''I don't have time for this lance'' but you would be lying
by bitchassrubberneck June 24, 2018
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Stop! You have violated the law!

PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE!
Stop! You have violated the Law!
Pay the court a fine or serve your sentance.
Your stolen goods are now forfeit
by Emporer Septim December 24, 2010
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do you are have stupid

The ultimate insult, all "No Us" and Reverse Cards do NOT work on this, this will vanquish the opponent to the shadow realm, forever damned to eternal suffering.
John: Your granny tranny
Nick: *smiles* do you are have stupid
John: *fades away, sent to the shadow realm
by begone-clot October 22, 2018
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I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.
(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*
by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011
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