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havsjude

Havsjude is swedish for Ocean jew. A fast talking slippery ocean creature, with a typical "Hilton nose" and snake eyes.

Often uses the word havsjude as a swearword, or compare it to bad things.

Many people misstake havsjude with the fictional character "Gollum" from Lord of the rings. But they are not much alike exept their appearance.

They belong to the ocean but in rare cases they have been crawling up at beaches, swearing and hissing at the people.

DJ Qualls is of their heritage.
Ey Havsjude. You'll give my money tomorrow, else i'll snap my fingers and my crew will wack ya. Capiche?

Oh havsjude, i forgot to pick up Tommy after the soccer practise.
by Ungersk Badbyxa November 30, 2006
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Havics Child

He is the child of havoc, all who cross him will fall to his unrelenting power, he is the king of the game world.
To all who cross him, know you have been warned.
Havics Child is the lord of game and ruler of all
by Havics Child January 7, 2013
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Lake Havascrew

Nickname for Lake Havasu in Arizona. A popular spring break destination for west coast college students where they go out on a boat, get drunk, and screw.
Dad: "Son, you going to Lake Havascrew
for spring break?"
Son: "Of course Dad."
Dad: "Don't forget to wrap up."
Son: "Why?"
Dad: "I don't want you coming home with
a bunch of ulcers and warts on
your junk like I did when I was
your age."
by Crapholio August 29, 2005
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havocspiral

Someone who is an alien, but also human. They appear human, and even was born into a human family, but don't forget they ARE biologically still an alien.
Zach: hey, have you seen this funny video?
Havocspiral: *stares at the video before mouth unhinges and laughs like a robot*
Zach: hahahaha what a havocspiral you are
by zachariahpeb April 10, 2022
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Miss Havisham

1. A christmas tree
2. A character in an exteremely terrible book, i.e. Great Expectations.
Look at that Miss Havisham! She is such a Christmas tree.
also
We need to decorate the Miss Havisham.
by radicaledward February 6, 2005
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havchik

U tebja havchik jest???
by VAKI5 May 9, 2005
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the haves and have-nots

very rich and very poor people
The tension between the haves and have-nots of the society.
by Katey_UP November 12, 2013
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