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hardened blow

this is when you jizz into a girls nose. Then you hit the back of her head with your penus until the jizz comes out of her mouth.
Dude I gave this girl a hardened blow, now shes a vegtable.
by Hash Browney March 6, 2009
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Hardened asshole

A serious condition, mostly affecting the English population, in which ones asshole becomes hardened after years of excessive beer drinking while eating Indian food, an unlikely combo that will result in terrible hangovers and fiery diarrhea the next morning.

A word of caution: does not mean one is into butt stuff
bloody hell, I wish I hadn't pulled a porky last night and eaten so much Indian food while drinking! Now I have a hardened asshole.

Whoa, bro, just coz I have a hardened asshole doesn't mean I'm into butt stuff. I'm a good boy.
by hot tea June 3, 2016
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Hardened while softening a hard one

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.
Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"
by Shitisms July 4, 2017
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Hardened Up

Hardening up means to get anyone in a fighting position where they wont be able to be move and they’re as stiff and strong as a brick, throwing haymaker punches causing damages familiar to what a brick would cause.
“Aye fuck nigga you finna get me Hardened Up!”
by freedakarvi March 11, 2023
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Hardened Gay

It's what you call a homosexual who is so repressed that cannot express his feminine side because of fear of getting bullied.

Therefore he's not flamboyant or express any of the typical gay behaviors.
Joe: Hey dude, have you seen that Gay Streamer who doesn't look like a faggot?

Bob: Yeah, he's a Hardened Gay, no one is picking a fight against him.
by SsusS April 23, 2024
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radiation hardened quine

A restriction to the definition of a quine (program which prints its own source code) where the program can still print its original code after a character is removed. An Nth degree quine can prints its source code after N characters are removed.
In Befuge-98, you can make a 14 degree radiation hardened quine in 884 bytes of delicious sexy hot beautiful erotic code. Remove any 14 characters from the following code and it will still print the original source code.

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by Bad C dev March 2, 2021
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case hardened

steely resolve, resolute mental grip on a situation, where welding equipment (or LSD!) would be the only thing one could use to make it budge!!
case hardened businessman

case hardened virgin

case hardened politico (liberal OR conservative!)

he is a case hardened businessman, he'll never budge on that price!

shes' a case hardened virgin! you'll never 'crack that crotch'
hes' a case-hardened conservative
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
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