Mike's Hard Lemonade

When a dude who goes by the name of "Mike" stands in front of a chick, proceeds to secretly make his penis hard, and then secretly angles it upwards and pisses directly into her unsuspecting face and mouth.

Mike: Hey baby girl, you like Mike's Hard Lemonade?
Chick: Oh yes I do.
Mike: Okay here I'll give you some.
*Mike then blasts her in the face*

by gfaisjdfjjwejo August 23, 2017

Mikes Hard Lemonade

A drink drank by mostly females. Sometimes enjoyed by little boys.

Vuk: Hey Dardan, what are you drinking tonight?
Dardan: Probably gonna drink like 3 or 4 Mikes Hard Lemonades...

by YouSeemMad January 21, 2011

Tim's Hard Lemonade

Mix a Mike's Hard Lemonade with 2oz of Gin

Craig: Hey fag, is that a Mike's Hard Lemonade?
You: No man.
Craig: Gin and Tonic?
You: Nope. It's a Tim's Hard Lemonade, bitch.

by TimB1896 January 18, 2009

Oakland Hard Lemonade

When a man is recieving oral sex from either a man or a woman he begins to feign orgasm and urinates in the sucker/blowers mouth.

Hey Josh, thanks for letting me stay the night last night bro, your mom really enjoyed the Oakland Hard Lemonade I brought over.

by Million Dollar Asshole April 03, 2011

Hard Lemonade

When you have to piss really bad, and you get a boner.

Friend -"Damn Mike, you look really stressed out over there."
Mike- "Dude, I just got hard lemonade and it's raging!"

by Jackhignarly October 19, 2017

Jack’s Hard Lemonade

When you piss into a glass bottle , freeze it , then hurl it at an unexpected person

Tom completely knocked someone out with the ole Jack’s Hard Lemonade from the rooftop at Mardis Gras.

by Infinity gauntlet May 05, 2019