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happy birthday monkey 

when its a stoopid monkeys birthday but you still have to make them happy
happy birthday monkey by mr.wrong69 November 11, 2020

Happy Birthday Boobies 

A phrase exclaimed when seeing a really nice rack. Quite the set of zoinkers. Very major melons. Some fat gahoogas.
Person 1: Hey, did you see Abigal Shapiro's milkers?
Person 2: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOOBIES!!!

happy birthday 

I would define you the song,
but it's unfortunately copyrighted.
small, innocent child: happy birthday to you..

corporate: hey! bad child!
happy birthday by Clark Buck January 22, 2008

happy birthday raven

A vine that I overuse. also a person who can't swim and for some reason, it's not their birthday
happy birthday raven (example) happy birthday raven! IT`S NOT MY BIRTHDAY AND MY NAME IS NOT RAVEN!
happy birthday raven by -0w0- November 14, 2019

happy birthday 

When it's your 31st birthday, and you live on your own, with no wife, have a crappy job, no friends and no money, this is what you say to yourself in the mirror before bursting out into tears.
Happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday dear meeee,
happy birthday to... I suck! Waaaaaah!
happy birthday by Me. October 10, 2004

Happy Birthday 

9 months before this date, your parents decided to have unprotected sex
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. happy sex day to your parents!