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handle your scandal

You'd say this when you're letting someone know that they need to keep their boyfriend or girlfriend in check. Their girlfriend/boyfriend is going behind his/her back doing things he/she doesn't know about, and probably wouldn't approve of.
Bitch, your boyfriend totally came and visited me behind your back. You need to handle your scandal!
by muh ris uh November 4, 2007
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Handle your candle

John: Hey Joey!
Joey: Yeah dude?
John: Handle your candle!
Joey: Thanks bro.
by Glenn Pen June 19, 2009
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handle your business

to masterbate; to do whatever it is you need to do to get something accomplished.
You know what you need to do, so just handle your business!
by greengumby1 September 27, 2006
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Click here to change your handle

When your on Urban Dictionary and feel the need to change your username whether it be annoyance, it growing old, people making fun of it, wanting to spice it up or many other reasons.
Guy: I think I don't like BigFatChunkyHairyBalls as my username anymore considering all of my family is seeing my definitions
*Opens up handle.save.php on Urban dictionary*
*Clicks Click here to change your handle8
Guy: How about I change it to supaman?
Guy: Oh, it's taken
Guy: How about 342942340240234?
Guy: Yippee
by q1z September 13, 2022
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Hym "When you go to change you're pseudonym on Urban Dictionary it says 'If you want to use your old handle, *click here*' So I can recover any of my previous names at any time."
by Hym Iam December 8, 2025
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