hammammered

to be severely intoxicated. one will appear more than simply "drunk" but must not display signs of being "loser pissed".

characteristics include; slurring of words, numbness of facial tissue, admission of intoxication, etc.

"Johnnie is so hammammered that he cut off his finger and grilled it. SAKE!!"

by sean_517 August 13, 2006

Hamslamming

Chasing after very obese sex partners, usualling on the sly or through social media ie. Riding the lardassed waves. Not applicable to livestock.

My Uncle Jerry has been hamslamming the superfat sister of yours.

by Uncle Gunnysack June 22, 2018