hemlock park

Where all Fordson kids go to smoke and have sex . Parents don’t care. Normal in the fordson fuckboy era

The best place to get lit there was the train tracks but since the police started doing patrols there the teens found other places to smoke weed .

Little kids go to the hill and act like there cool.
I remember there was a Gang fight there a couple years back over some weed.
The most ghetto part of Dearborn

Ali:Bro wallah your hair is messed up!
Moe: I was fucking your mom and she cut it cuz!
Ali: Bro meet me at hemlock park and I’ll beat your ass so hard your mom will suck my dick to save you

by Fordson BMW July 18, 2018

Salty Hammock

A tricky sex act whereby a blow job receiver, after copping a saltyload of man love, and prior to swallowing, withdraws the member slowly from their mouth creating a white hanging stream of 'nut goo' between the bottom lip and the 'eye of the storm' resembling a hammock. Those with additional prowess, and controlled suction, can perform the 'retractable hammock' which involved sucking in the spanned length of the hammock at such a speed that it doesn't hit the chin, almost an impossibility.

"Dude you're such a fag, you love giving a salty hammock"

"holy shit man, I met this chick last night and she totally gave me a salty hammock...."

by Tibby McAwesome August 29, 2012

virginia hammock

When you are lying on a hammock receiving a succulent BJ and discover that your wife of 10 years is actually your fraternal twin.

I knew I was in a Virginia hammock when my wife started talking about her parents and they were also my parents.

by Blue Balls Battalion June 9, 2014

Mediterranean Hammock

When someone who does not partake in lower body grooming can braid the genital and anal hairs together in a mini hammock.

After quarantine, Mikey’s ball hair was so long he was finally able to make a Mediterranean hammock.

by KSLeo June 7, 2020

Clit Hammock

When a woman's underwear, whether unintentionally or by design, rides up between her outer labia but remains covering her clitoris and inner labia. The strip of fabric harkens to the image of a small hammock for the clitoris.

This new Victoria's Secret thong is totally becoming a clit hammock.

by Greta July 11, 2004

Switching Hammocks

To 69.

We were switching hammocks and my mother came in!

by Switcheroo June 6, 2010

Banana Hammock

A thong for your schlong

What is a Sasquatch doing wearing a banana hammock at a little girl's birthday party?

by Lugiratina July 28, 2014