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The Norwegian Nose-hair trimmer 

This is when a man lathers his big, meaty, schlong, which super glue, and right before it hardens, he shoves it into someone's nose and rips out their nose hair when it hardens
"went to the barber last weekend to get my beard trimmed, and the Barber gave me the Norwegian Nose-Hair Trimmer, and now my face feels smoother than a babies's butt!"

Dogs hair by the nose 

Traditional hangover cure.

Before the days of paracetamol, a traditional rumoured cure for a hangover was to put a small amount of dogs hair (or a whole dog) to your nose.

The pheromones given off by canines were said to help alleviate dry mouth and headaches caused by excessive home distilled gin and other strong alcoholic drinks
Hey, Emily, my hangover is terrible today.

Try some dogs hair by the nose!

Wow, thanks, i feel so much better!
Dogs hair by the nose by Oz Troll January 13, 2018