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Hairspray can be used as hair lifting chemicals in a can. Nobody knows truly how it works, but it does. It is most commonly knows as the previous description, but the musical/movie is much better. So go. Watch it. NOW.
RANDOM PERSON: EW WHAT IS THAT SMELL, ITS BURNING MY EYES, MOUTH AND NOSE AT THE SAME TIME.

OTHER PERSON: ITS MY HAIRSPRAY.

BOTH: YOU MEAN ULTRA CLUTCH? Good morning Baltimore!!!
Hairspray by HermioneG123 November 12, 2020
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A “Hairspray” is the action of covering a large portion (but not all) of the urethra with your thumb during an orgasm in order to create a mist effect with your ejaculate onto your partner’s hair.
“I gave my girlfriend some hairspray while we were getting ready for dinner tonight!”
Hairspray by Marvana July 14, 2022

Hairspray Queen

One (usually female) who tries to constantly stay in fashion and uses a substantial amount of hairspray to do so.
Beth is Such a Hairspray Queen

"Morning rays, Hairspray Queens get on their way to their nests, the west."
Hairspray Queen by Dibbles May 27, 2008

hairspray curl 

a curl that is sprayed liberally with "hairspray", which may or may not actually be spray adhesive. it doesn't move. it scares small children. is generally found upon the head of a Jennifer, and decorated by an obnoxious hair clip.
Look! Is that a squirrel on the back of her head? No, it's just a hairspray curl. Ew...

hairspray breakdown 

Where you inhale some hairspray accidently . Go on a rampage around camberly then you get home get really sad like . you end up hating everyone and everything , you get all deppresed , you think everyone hates you and you rip up pictures . the moral of the story ? Dont do hairspray XD
Person 1 : why'd you rip up them pictures ?

person 2 : i was having a bit of a hairspray breakdown ....
hairspray breakdown by luucy. January 9, 2009

Hairspray On Saturday 

A sacred legendary thread on facebook. Comprising of a small number of random students, Zach being the creator, that shares the inner most thoughts and questions locked deep within the thread subscriber. Occasionally includes long drama filled entries, bouts of miracles, asians, and show choir antics. Will remain intact forever and ever.
Jordan: "Dude, I forgot to check the Hairspray On Saturday thread yesterday"
Korey: "You missed a miracle that was performed on Cham dos's eye... she can see now!"
Jordan: "Ah shit, son of a bant, I'll never miss it again"
Korey: "Lucas was also being asian again"
Jordan: "My God..." *signs on to facebook*
Hairspray On Saturday by Korey August 24, 2007

Hairspray kisses 

When one partner in a relationship puckers up their lips and proceeds to blow in their partners face in a random fashion similar to the way they spray hairspray on their head. Contrary to popular belief - this is most definitely a legitimate form of affection
I can't believe he just gave me a hairspray kisses
Hairspray kisses by GuntherMathesson December 28, 2014