hampiece 

a word of insult to call someone acting like a colossal, grotesque, flabby vagina

I don't understand why your being such a hampiece right now; it's only midnight and i need a wing-man.

hampiece by 3dUdesChIllin September 23, 2011

hairpie 

see furburger

hairpie by gunt_lover September 21, 2003

Hairpie Hugger

A jock-strap like device worn by women to prevent their excess vagina skin from sagging and hanging out of their shorts or skirts.

(WARNING!: A Hairpie Hugger is not to be worn with thong due to recorded side effects of possible braintooth, iphone malaise, finger grumblage and minor heart explosions.)

"Hey....I couldn't help but notice your vagina is hanging out."

"Oh shit! I forgot to wear my Hairpie Hugger."

Hairpie Hugger by DougBoyFresh July 13, 2009

Hairpie 

Usually referring to a male, an exaggerated, full and bushy or tangly hairstyle.

In the movie PLATOON, when Charlie Sheen had his helmet off, his do was a high hairpie.

Hairpie by William Dean A. Garner April 26, 2011

hair piece 

slang funny term for herpes

hey man watch out that bitch got the hair piece

hair piece by clinton smith May 20, 2008

Nic Cage Hair Piece 

Testy, grubby pubic hairs that spiral up the shaft and awkwardly protrude through underwear.

Trim your "Nic Cage Hair Piece" Donnie, it looks like a bird’s nest.

Nic Cage Hair Piece by Chester Raul Julia Copperpot February 25, 2011

high voltage hair piece 

when you use somebodys bandana to wipe your ass

"hey bro let me get your bandana,...I got swamp ass...then he puts the bandana back on his head,dam man now i got a high voltage hair piece

high voltage hair piece by Matt King August 30, 2006